A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her
90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice
luxurious hotel…


Funny!!! Lady writes Banky W saying God revealed to her that he is her husband


When she checked out the next morning, the desk
clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She
demanded to know why the charge was so high “I
agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth
$250..00 for just an overnight stay – I didn’t even
have breakfast!”

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard
rate,’ and breakfast had been included had she
wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the
desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
which are available for use.” “But I didn’t use
them.” ”Well, they are here, and you could have.”

He went on to explain that she could also have
seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they
were so famous.

“We have the best entertainers from all over the
world performing here.”

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows..” She
“Well, we have them, and you could have.” was
the reply.


No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned,
she replied,
“But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered
with his
standard response.

After several minutes discussion, and with the
Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote
a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at
the check.

“But Madam, this check is for only $50.00” “That’s
correct” she replied “I charged you $200.00 for
sleeping with me.”

“But I didn’t sleep with you madam!” said the

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”!!
Happy weekend!!!!